Calamity!! It´s a calamity, calamity, calamity, calamity, CALAMITY!!

The chapter is alive. It is unharmed and very healthy, so, seniors, please do not worry.

 

Today, there was a happy myself being happy and doing a midnight dinner, because midnight dinners are very happy and at midnight. The menu was rice with rice because I like rice and am lazy. Happily going through the dark corridor with the plate at hands, delighted and prideful of the miracle(rice) that was on such plate, I was about to enter my room, which as expected was dark because energy saving is cute.

 

But, you see, you seee, YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

The plate hit the wall.

 

I could thank the plate for the aid it gave to me. It received the blow that should have been a head straight to the wall, right? But then, guess what happened?

 

Was it that I dropped it and all the miracle(rice) left the world?

 

Wrong, wrong. I wouldn´t blame the good plate for my own incompetence.

 

Well, in fact, what happened is impossible to guess, so don´t worry about trying to.

 

 

What happened was…

 

THE PLATE(plastic made) SHATTERED INTO PIECES!!

 

So like, it split into two, with one of the sides broken into 6 pieces (not exaggerating… Really)

 

Must I really thank mister plate for receiving such blow and dying for my sake!? All the miracle(rice) is gone!! There is no more hope in the world! But more than that, plate, my dear friend…

 

That´s just selfishness, I say! I never wished mister plate to die for my sake! Why would you do that mister plate? Do you think I would praise you after you went to the afterlife???

 

That´s why I hate martyr characters most of the times… They just go suddenly killing themselves thinking they are doing good and being super cool… But for stuff like that, you need to be calculative, you know? Other people also want to go die for other people´s sake, so in the end everyone is screwed and upset in the end, right?? But it is a bit different if you go die for others, because other people will think it is unfair. Start thinking more about how other people feel, ok?! Stupid…

 

That´s why it is more benevolent to let other people die for you! It´s the obvious conclusion!

 

And I must complain. Why did you shatter in so many pieces??? You are made of plastic, so at least properly split in two!! Or is there a trend going around about plastic-made stuff shattering in many pieces nowadays?

 

This kind of development is too forced ¬¬ Not even in the stories it happens, you know? Reality sucks… It´s only stranger than fiction when it is convenient for it to go screw people¬¬

 

 

The post is already so long… But I don´t care so it is fine ^^(But then I figured people would just ignore the post because it is too long… So I will post what I originally wanted to post on today´s post on the next post. Post)

 

 

 

 

 

7 thoughts on “Calamity!! It´s a calamity, calamity, calamity, calamity, CALAMITY!!

  1. Lol at less u werent in the trunk of a car with a plate of rice. Thats what happened to this guy. No room in a car so they put him jn the trunk with a plate of rice. Went 20 over a speed bump.

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  2. should have made pizza rolls instead, easy to make(throw in microwave and wait) and easy to pick up if your plate happens to be a martyr. if your quick enough you can even get 10-20 before the 3 second rule ends haha

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  3. RIP plastic plate “You left when we needed you the most”

    Also just plain white rice, nothing else? Please tell me it had something on it. That not a balanced diet at all.

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